so I wake up at 3:15 am to get ready for work. I go to the kitchen to drink some water, and then I go to the living room to see a raccoon in the middle of the room. I had to like take him out or something cause I couldn’t leave him there. So I spend like the next 15 minutes trying to chase him away without him mauling my face or something. But he was being a little bitch and trying to run away from me. After a while I just started making loud noises and making dumb animal noises to fend him off. He finally left the house.
THen I found out that he CHEWED OUT MY ONE WEEK OLD 25 DOLLAR HEADPHONES!
Of all the fucking things it could have messed with it was my headphones. I had to buy a new one today but fuck that raccoon. You were cute but you owe me 25 dollars
listen here, you outdated meme
These two lines shouldn’t make me laugh as much as it does.
Yea, don’t let spunk land in your eyes. One time I underestimated it and it landed right on my damn eye. It turned red and it sting. 0/10 don’t recommend
Silly doodles based on silly ideas/conversations with friends.
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3.
hahahahaha took you long enough
no i do not. never played the game