so I wake up at 3:15 am to get ready for work. I go to the kitchen to drink some water, and then I go to the living room to see a raccoon in the middle of the room. I had to like take him out or something cause I couldn’t leave him there. So I spend like the next 15 minutes trying to chase him away without him mauling my face or something. But he was being a little bitch and trying to run away from me. After a while I just started making loud noises and making dumb animal noises to fend him off. He finally left the house.

THen I found out that he CHEWED OUT MY ONE WEEK OLD 25 DOLLAR HEADPHONES!

Of all the fucking things it could have messed with it was my headphones. I had to buy a new one today but fuck that raccoon. You were cute but you owe me 25 dollars


joetheblogger:

senketsus:

listen here, you outdated meme

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never-in-fact-homeless:

 

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Filed under:  supernatural

hurricanewhip:

These two lines shouldn’t make me laugh as much as it does.

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posted 1 day ago - 395 notes (originally from hurricanewhip)
Filed under:  persona

2-shane-s:

hey fucker

2-shane-s:

hey fucker

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posted 2 days ago - 260 notes (originally from 2-shane-s)
Filed under:  furry

Yea, don’t let spunk land in your eyes. One time I underestimated it and it landed right on my damn eye. It turned red and it sting. 0/10 don’t recommend


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Filed under:  fma

yass-god:

real acting

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Filed under:  zoolander

theladydiva:

~ ☆ FF Verse/KH Verse ( Part 1 ) ☆ ~

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Filed under:  final fantasy kingdom hearts

tsukunlovesfuzz:

Silly doodles based on silly ideas/conversations with friends.
Sekaru as Athena Cykes, Hyo as Phoenix Wright, and My character as Apollo Justice. Probably going to clean this up later. maybe.

tsukunlovesfuzz:

Silly doodles based on silly ideas/conversations with friends.

Sekaru as Athena Cykes, Hyo as Phoenix Wright, and My character as Apollo Justice. Probably going to clean this up later. maybe.

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posted 2 days ago - 16 notes (originally from tsukunlovesfuzz)
Filed under:  art hyouretsuzan

halcyonvalor:

[公園]

halcyonvalor:

[公園]

posted 3 days ago - 19 notes (originally from halcyonvalor)
Filed under:  pokemon conquest

(x)

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Filed under:  ygo abridged

vgjunk:

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

vgjunk:

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

posted 4 days ago - 361 notes (originally from vgjunk)
Filed under:  umvc3

dantelupine asked: "oh that was a gay joke, I'm sorry."

hahahahaha took you long enough


dantelupine asked: "YOU HAVE P3P? I HATE YOU"

no i do not. never played the game