silkjpg:

lush employee pouring actual dirt into my hands: so I noticed u have dry skin and greasy hair and have no friends because you’re ugly and this will help with all that :) and it’s only $87 :)

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rezmacro:

robloxmilf:

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papipapaya:

ortut:

strangegirlsclub:

The awareness ..

you sure did girl, you sure did

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thickness-protection-program:

hispanicdisorder:

mrsterlingeverything:

Good morning lets not make any excuses today

the hell is this

It’s my homegirl Toshiba telling you not to make any excuses today tf

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loveitorreblogit:

xioryo:

afloweroutofstone:

They’re streaming Coachella on WeChat in China and I’m losing my mind at this poor censor who was trying to move this black box around to censor the dancers’ asses while Megan Thee Stallion was performing “WAP.” Someone please find the clip and post it on here, I can’t explain how funny it was to watch this black box frantically bounce around from ass to ass while being controlled by a man desperately trying not to lose his job

he’s trying his best

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trans-mouse:

thats ●●●●● babe!

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marlbororeds100s:

faglrina:

i post from here

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mas0nalexander:

Gay people are really doing things with the English language

carriebongstein:

cuntanadien:

Is she ok?

yeah but she died 

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I’m pregnant

modogoblin:

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gollumni:

dipshit-chan-deactivated2022082:

jame7t:

deepthroating the bong because I got confused

deepthroating the bong because i am completely lucid

I just saw this on twitter

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unclefather:

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musclemanveryregular:

sexygaywizard:

musclemanveryregular:

sexygaywizard:

Sometimes I’m a boy or a guy but I’m never a man. “Man” as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud

You know who else commits tax fraud?

Well don’t be a fucking snitch, muscle man

Oh. Okay.

[ID: Muscle Man in a blue sweater. /end ID]

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softservewidow:

abonethrownfromthevoid:

Losing my mind over this

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

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